Hick and Willie Judge a ‘Video’ Contest
by James Cummins
Whaddya got for the video contest? I hope a rave.
Just watched a piece about the David on Sister Wendy’s
show. Didn’t her dad start the hamburger chain, ‘Wendy’s’?
Or was that another Dave?
I got sucker-punched by ‘The Hungary Games’—
‘extreme rendition,’ thirty types, from Hungary. Cute.
Torture, 24/7, directed by some clown named ‘Jack Boot.’
Whatever happened to Ruby Keeler in Dames?
You got me—sadly. Well, let’s turn on the idiot box—
they sent us a ton of DVDs to lend our expertise to.
Here’s one on celebrity hair: Demi’s Do.
Or here’s a guy who eats road kill. Oh cripes, is that a fox?!
I think I may be sick. Shoot, there must be some things!
Here’s one: I Never Metanarrative I Didn’t Like. Ew. Ever notice
how clever tenure makes you? Like a lotus
to the head. I’m ordering lunch—you want dumplings?